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2421Y00F07bookman24Y00C5NShort Sharp Shocks
2401Nby Samuel L. Conan
0819Y00F05pearl08Y00C1N
0801NAfter an issues absense due to a cleft palette removal on my daughter I'm
0801Nback with more of what the public like to call the three Ss - the Short Sharp
0801NShockers to you and to me. You have to be quick to feel these chills:
0806Y00C5N
0914Y00F05prime09NMr Johnny At No 36 Can Stick A Spoon To His Fleshy-Growth
0819Y00F05pearl08Y00C4NLike Uri Gellar, the famed liar my neighbour Mr Johnny claims he can do
0801Nthings with cutlery that would amaze. By using only the power of positive
0801Nthought and tantric stomach grip he can attach a fully-formed spoon to his
0801Nfleshy-growth. Since he went to the doctors and had the growth hacked about
0801Nhowever, I have been unable to witness it sticking.
0801N
0919Y00F05prime09Y00C5NPoltergeist Abducted by Alien From No 37
0824Y00F05pearl08Y00C3Y00C4NLocal crazed-poltergeist, Charlie Spattickleya was moving my special blue
0801Nsquare pegs into the big red round holes about merrily one day to confuse me
0801Nso they'll put me back in the little room again when he felt a twinge. The
0801Ntwinge turned into an alien apparantly. After what seemed like hours the
0801Nalien said "come with me", but Charlie can't come anymore for anyone, not
0801Nvisibly at least, but I swear theat Mrs Jones from No 35 felt him on her
0801Nshoulder. Anyway Charlie can't play out today.
0801N
0919Y00F05prime09Y00C5NPagans Slaughter Child At No 38
0819Y00F05pearl08Y00C4NWhen our new neighbours moved in I was aprehensive that they would be able to
0801Nmaintain that goat in their small-pasturesque 4 by 8 yard. But now I look
0801Nagain the goats gone... with only a string left and MY GOD whats happened to
0801Ntheir little boy, little Bobby. Sick bastards must have done that to him in
0801Nthe night. I suspect the wife myself - the husband, you see won't be getting
0801Nany more jollies now they've done the kiddy in, but her, Mrs Conan never
0801Nliked her. "Mother", I said "she seems all right", but Mrs Conan just said
0801N"go back to play on your computer cause you're just getting carried away
0801Nagain aren't you Sammy and you know what happens when you get carried away.
0801NI must hurt you", but I must admit I get a funny feeling everytime I look at
0801Nher at No 38, whether she slaughters kids or not. I like her blue frock best
0801Ncause that is my favourite. Now Bobby's gone who am I gonna to pretend to
0801Nplay with. Even Skip doesn't like me now, do you boy. No. See he just said
0801Nhe doesn't. Of course I hate you. No. Yes. I hate. No you don't. I just
0811Y26C2Y32C6Nsaid it so I must ha-ha. Skip? Skip?
0801N
0806Y00C3NSkip?
0806Y00J1N
0801N
0919Y00F05prime09Y00C1NUntil next time. Believe.
0906Y08C4NSay it: Say `I BELIEVE` say it.
0901N
0906Y00C1NIt's Easy. It's like life.
0901N
0819Y00F05pearl08Y00C5N© Samuel L. Conan 1998
0801N
0806Y00C2Nhttp://www.SamsAquariumCamera.com
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